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Make a Stand Against Evil!

The first month of 2013 has come to a close. Do you have plans for this year? The foolish sheep who believed the corrupt Mayans and their suspect calendar have been proven wrong. There’s a reason books...

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Grande Friday is Here! Rejoice!

Sidekicks Assemble! For new initiates and those well versed, welcome to Grande Friday, the spiritual e-ticket into the ultimate three-day weekend, Yeaster. Be sure to yell out all the bolded text for...

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You are your own hero.

The other night, as I left the opera, I made the poor choice of going down the alley behind the parking garage. I thought that it would take less time and I would be able to get home in time to feed my...

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Letter From an Aspiring Sidekick

Recently, a letter arrived at the church. The first surprise was the fact that it was a letter. We don’t see many of these quaint, backwards forms of communication anymore. We are all about our...

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